Cant jokes
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.