Cant jokes
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?