Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
this is a real political slogan
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.