Cant jokes
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.