Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.