Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.