Cant jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.