Cant jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.