Cant jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.