Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.