Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.