Cant jokes
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
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Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.