Cant jokes
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Canât believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to âfuck off.â In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why canât an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. đ
Your hairline goes so far back even history canât record it.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they canât tell their parents.
Why canât orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they donât know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.