Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.