Cant jokes
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.