Cant jokes
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.