Cant jokes
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
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What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.