Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
