Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."