Cant jokes
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.