Cant jokes
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰