Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?