Cant jokes
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!