Canning jokes
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Memes
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What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.