Canning jokes
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Memes
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
U can vent here idc.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.