Canning jokes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Memes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
U can vent here idc.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.