Why do orphans go to church. Because they can call someone father
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
what holiday can a orphan not celebrate
mothers day and fathers day
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy father
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel.
Why can you bully an orphan? Because they can’t tell their parents
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
Why do orphans go to church?
Its the only place where they can call someone father
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
