Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"