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What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

why do orphans like baseball so then they can know what a real home is

One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

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Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"

your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth

You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈

Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod