Canning jokes

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

What can you catch, but not throw?

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Can someone be my daddy?

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

My uncle is an alchemist.

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.