you cant see me but when i smile u can
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean i can lick your pussy
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
How can you tell a Asian guy is awake
You can never tell
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
