child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer
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Me and my cancer Are like a game of fortnite I’ll never win
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
If u have cancer u r gay
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
A joke huh? My sense of humor.
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief
cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!
so i walked into this bar, and thought, "wow. this is a dull joke."
i don't like jokes.
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none
Raffie
What did the kid with cancer say can- I see my mom one more time
