Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Cancer Jokes
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Sex.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Carys’s mum has chemo.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer?
Cancer
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
