Cancer

Cancer jokes

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”

The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."

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  • There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

    Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

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  • What's the difference between me and cancer?

    My dad didn't beat cancer.

    What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

    A Lymphomaniac.

    Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

    What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

    What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?

    They both have an expiry date.