What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
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There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Fuck my dad has cancer lol
Sex
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Carys’s mum has chemo.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
cancer?
CANCER
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
