Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective and caring.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: thank you for your service.
Sorry if it’s too far but don’t come here if u can’t take it
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
What do you call a overly clingy child.
A tumor
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect you silly tramp
Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
cancer its just funny hahaha
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
