Can Jokes

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down

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wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up

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How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

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Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick

A:By how much hes coffin

I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...

what is a orphan's favorite game? sims so they can make a family to have.

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”

They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie

What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.

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what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family

Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"