Newest Call Jokes - Page 21 - Worst Jokes Ever

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear

Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!

Wait what?

call 911!

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.

what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease

me when I call it Tar-jay
instead of Target
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me when i call it COVID-19 instead of
the rona

Are you getting tired of life yes then call 180 go fuck yourself its not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself its not our problem.com

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .

I threw a gay person into a fire, now we call him LGBBQ

My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

What do you call an Asian k9 E10

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair

TIMMAHHHH

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

37. After 5 long years of studying, a student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting... "Sir, Sir, I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!" Einstein rolls his eyes, "It's about time".

38. An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything has been satisfactory."

39. A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes!" "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk".

40. A Husband and Wife at Custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?" Ex wife: "I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him." Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason." Then the judge looks towards the Ex husband. Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?" The ex husband thought long and hard about his response, after a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?"

Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?