what do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want? womxn
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Your'e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
Yo mama so fat, when she was a spy she was called double obese
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
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what do you call a failure in another language....... me
what do you call a one legged china man Ty Whon Shu
