Call

Call Jokes

Perv

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Stroke

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

Friend

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

Nuke

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.