Call jokes
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What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Memes
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL