Call jokes
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.