Call jokes

What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gang!

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?

Netflix and pill.

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

What do you call a cow in the snow?

Chilli Beef.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.