Call jokes
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Memes
Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.