Call jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Memes
joe mama roast
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.