What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
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What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
what do you call a letter using the bathroom
the P
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
why can't an orphan be gay.because they have no one to call daddy
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
What do you call an obese man with bipolar. Twins
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
