Call jokes

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?

Arrrrrr-ceus!

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gang!