Call jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.