Call Jokes

What do orphans call there parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exsist.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45

A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".

What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

Transparent

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling

what do you call a flat road named after george floyd

Flat neck road

Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)

i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"