Call jokes
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Extended warranty-
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!