Call jokes
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What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Memes
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.