Call jokes
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a rapper who CANβT GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
I donβt call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."