Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
what do u call a person
a person
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks.
At home
What do you call my ip? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
what do you call a boy in your mom
your dad
why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a baby in a blender a baby blender
grandma: calls you: hello grandma what are you doing why you can’t mean I’m right in the house right now grandma: I didn’t mean To call you bye
-What do you call a bee who flew to United States ? -"USB"