What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
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What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw Iβm 13
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
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What do you call a Mexican under a carpet - underlay underlay.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
what do you call a avocado that got shot? glockamole
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
