Taxi memes

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?

Taxi.