What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Call It Jokes
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
