What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
I have returned, anyways what do you call it when your actually in Panera bread, being in Panera bread!
Yo mum is so fat when she saw the titanic she called it small
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
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Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
