One day a Chief was talking to his son..."Son," the father said, Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What did the but cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of choochie man comes out
What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks
How do we GET a butt:god made us like that and we can't change it if you wanted to you have to die <:
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through??
who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS
What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
What goes after the butt?— the POST-erior
your butt looks so big its bigger then sam hill
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt because he wanted it to smell good
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why is your moms butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
One time in the butt. Two times, in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose
What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach so I walked up to her and said LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!!!!!!!!!
Why did the butt fart? Because they don't know the words
If I was going to the doctor he asked me to turn around and he stuck a nettle in my ass
Mom: I saw John Cena at wwe
Son: no way you can't see him though
Mom: god
Son: what
Mom: you watch too much reality TV comes to smack butt
Son: also because I’m John Cena
Mom: whe where’d ya go
John Cena: hey mom
Mom: I’m only 31 your 42
