But jokes

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold!

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Does your cat scratch you?

Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.