Business jokes
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!