Business jokes
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.