Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
Pineapple turnover.
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"
The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."
Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."
