I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
i got shot once. now i'm holey
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
What was the last thing that went through JFKs mind? A bullet
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Why did the boy shoot the clock
