Bullet jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
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What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"