Bullet jokes
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
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What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"