Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
