Building jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!