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Brain

2 years ago

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A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.
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    • Hair

    3 years ago

    working on a thing

    A digital drawing shows a person with brown hair and a blue shirt. The person is injured and bleeding, with a visible bruise under one eye. The background consists of a blue sky with white clouds and a bright sun. Two orange butterflies are flying around the person's head. Yellow grass-like strokes are at the bottom.
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    Guy

    8 years ago

    I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

    "I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

    "Boxing?"

    "No, ... hurdles."

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    • Blind

    8 years ago

    Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?

    Her boyfriend was blind too.

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    • Color

    5 years ago

    What can change color and get beat up?

    You.

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