Bruh

Bruh jokes

Nut

    • Have you seen the Justin meme?

    Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

    Just-in time for deez nuts.

    Bruh.

    But actually, it's a parody.

    Wait, actually?

    Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

    Orphan

    • School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

    Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

    School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

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    • Condom

    • Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

    Son: What are condoms?

    Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

    Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

    Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

    Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

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    • Sex

    • Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

    Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

    Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

    Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

    Jarod: Are you Breya???

    Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

    Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

    Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

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    • Mum

    • Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

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    • Wish

    • Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

    Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

    Geni: Wish Gran.

    Me: Make every word start with "br".

    Genie: Brsh Bran.

    Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

    Bruh: Bruh bruh.

    Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

    Bruh: Bruh bruh.

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