Bruh jokes
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Bruh, don't be punny.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Fall
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
just yeah bruh and yeah.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."