New British Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

What does a British cannibals favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:

Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'

british emo people b like oi i’m upset

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers

The British Society of Psychics annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

Americans: we drive on the right side of the road

The British: we drive on the left side of the road

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*

Yo mamas so fat brexshit is deporting British citizens

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles? Anglosaxon

You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”

BLM British Lives Matter

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.

why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window