What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
