Boy jokes

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."