Boy jokes

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Girl: "Daddy!"

Father: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"

Father: "Mhm!"

Woman: "Daddy?"

Father: "Of course?"

Woman: "I'm a girl too!"

Father: "Does God love children?"

Boy: "Yessss..."

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

Bumpkin boy.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.