Boy jokes

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

You like kissing boys, don't you?

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.