Boy jokes

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.