Boy jokes
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Memes
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.