Boy jokes

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"

Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"

The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

What do you call a boy Panera Bread?

Panera Balls.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Mom, I’m pregnant.

Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!