"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
Boi you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
