Boy jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Memes
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.