Boy jokes
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Boys Experiments be like:
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"