Boy jokes
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Boys Experiments be like:
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.