What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
