how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
What's written on the bottom of a Belge swimming pool?
No smoking
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road
To get to the Bottom
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
