Bottom jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.