Bottom jokes
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.