Born Jokes

Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!

I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.

Your hairline so far back it’s back on before Jesus Christ was born

Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born

Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn

your mama so fat that when you were born yo mama gave yu carpet birn

I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT

What day are twins born the most Toos-day

here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.

SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN

DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE

SON: OK WHATS A HOE

DAD: YOUR MUM

I have special needs and I was born with it

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry

The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born

The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)