Boo jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Booooooooooooo!
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Hi boo!
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?