Boo jokes
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Booooooooooooo!
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Hi boo!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.