Boo jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I can hear the whole world booing me.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"