Boo jokes
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
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"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
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Booooooooooooo!
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Hi boo!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.