sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
I watched a movie about bones it was spine-tackler
u look like burger
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
You're mom has a BONE to 'pick' with me
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .
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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
