Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Sans
