Bone jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Here's a joke: Your life.
you.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.