Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Bone Jokes
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Here's a joke: Your life.
you.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
