Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."