What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.