Bomb

Bomb Jokes

Hand Grenade

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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  • Friend

    I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

    He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

    I asked, "Where are you going?"

    He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

    I asked, "What do they do there?"

    He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

    I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

    He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

    Compliment

    "You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

    In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

    Friend

    My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

    Terrorist

    I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

    Orphan

    What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

    They said, "Allahu Akbar."

    Mama

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

    Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

    Hiroshima

    Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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  • Girl

    In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Orphan

    If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

    Double!

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

    Triple!

    Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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  • USA

    How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

    By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

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