Body

Body Jokes

Donut

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

Ball

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Uncle

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Penis

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Sex

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

Ball

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Cheek

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Marshmallow

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Toe

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.