Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully she was hot and had a nice ass so it was enjoyable raping her. The next day when i woke up I found her body only half eaten, her lower body was still intact so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast, her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
why do emo kids not run because there body will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts
If your wife says: “what would you most like to do to my body?”, “identify it” is the wrong answer.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
1+1=3 just add 9 months
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W
Top tip; if your wife asks "what would you like to do to my body?" 'identify it' is the wrong answer
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
if I told u, u had a nice body would u hold it against me.
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Why are Toads born with balls on their body?????
Because they want more attention 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
i am a fat girl
